"Welcome to the Loser's Club, asshole!"
"I shall rise from my own death, to avenge hers with all the powers of darkness."
"There are far worse things awaiting man...than death."
While not perfect, The Handmaiden is the best movie of 2016 and will stick with me for many, many years to come.
In spite of every obstacle that was seemingly thrown up against him, Gareth Edwards has succeeded in creating a great movie in the form of Rogue One.
La La Land is a good movie that instead of soaring close to the sun like Icarus in the pursuit of being daring, settles for flying safely across the ocean like Daedalus, presumably in the hopes that it will be able to build a temple to Apollo (The Greek God, not Apollo Creed) out of Academy Award and Golden Globe statues.
The Phantom of the Opera is an insanely amazing musical that I'll continue to be obsessed with for many years to come.
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is an awful movie that, despite everything I've said, deserves to be seen.